Showing posts with label weed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weed. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

A day late and a dollar short...

Whoops! Apparently I was supposed to start off this week's discussion. I realized this last night and opted for bed instead of wracking my brain for something intelligent and witty to stick here. However, after having slept on it, I do actually have a topic for all of you readers and co-bloggers to muse on: addictions.

In general, I do not think that I have an addictive personality. I smoked cigarettes regularly for several years because I enjoyed blowing smoke out of my mouth. In 2000 I came back to the US after having spent seven months in Russia - land of super cheap smokes - to Tennessee, which had just instituted a new cigarette tax. I decided that I was simply too poor to continue that habit, so I stopped. No patches, no Nicorette gum, and (aside from occasionally when drinking) no cravings. I've smoked pot a handful of times, although I never really saw what the big deal was. I always thought I'd rather be drinking booze. And speaking of booze, I certainly drank a lot during my college years (I went to Sewanee after all!), but I can pretty much count on one hand the number of times I've been drunk in the past year. Okay, maybe two hands, but you get the point. I simply can't imagine desperately craving smokes (legal or otherwise) or booze, although obviously there are many people in this world who do.

But just because nicotine, THC and alcohol aren't the driving forces in my life, that doesn't mean that I don't have addictions. My most obvious addiction is to the Internet. The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is turn on the computer. Seriously, I turn it on before stumbling into the bathroom to pee. I check my email, MySpace, and my blog trackers several times a day while at work. The first thing I do when I get home is turn on the computer, and the last thing I do before I go to bed is turn it off. Unless of course I'm downloading something large while I sleep. I'm currently planning a roughly three-week long trip to Russia when my time in Korea is finished. Because I'll be in some rather remote places in Siberia, I'm assuming that Internet access for those three weeks will be nil. And Oh. My. God. Three weeks with no Internet? Not sure I can make it!

Then there's Jack White. I am thoroughly addicted to that man and everything he touches. I know Laurie will back me up when I say that the latest album from the White Stripes, Icky Thump, is the most addictive thing since crack. I simply cannot stop listening to it... nor do I want to. It might actually be *better* than Get Behind Me Satan - and I didn't think such a thing was possible. Also, I would totally bear Jack White's children, starting right now, without a second thought.

My most recent TV addiction is Battlestar Galactica (frequently abbreviated as BSG, kinda like BlogSuperGroup, so it has to be awesome, right?). Anyhow, too many people whose opinions I trust told me that I absolutely *must* watch Battlestar Galactica, so I finally gave in and started watching (on the Internet - surprise! - from the beginning). I'm currently almost finished with Season Two. (Don't any of you dare tell me what's coming - I want it to be a surprise!) In fact, I think I have to stop typing so I can watch some more BSG right frackin' now.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Weed Time

I've tried posting this several times, but here it goes again. Hopefully it won't mess up this time. As I mentioned earlier this week in response to Jane or Stephanie, I can recall several moments in time when I've had to argue with somebody after asserting that I'm a feminist. These arguments are usually, and this is strange to me, with women, who claim that they want nothing to do with feminism. I'm like, wha? You want nothing to do with becoming an equal to man? But these people often have some kind of idea in their minds that feminists are the crazy things the comedy shows and or movies make them out to be: rhetoric spewing, man hating lesbians. So for the approval of people here, I submit a little transcript from a movie I made a long time ago, Weed Time with George and Carlos. It tells the story of two potheads, George (played by Mike Dauro) and Carlos (played by me) who are on a quest for weed. Anyway, they decide to visit some friends of Carlos, but George is wary.

EXT. MULVA’S APARTMENT - AFTERNOON

Carlos and George are once again on a doorstep awaiting an answer.

GEORGE
You sure about this, C?

CARLOS
I know she smokes. We’re running out of options.

GEORGE
Yeah, but she’s such a feminist.

CARLOS
So? I’m a feminist.

GEORGE
(laughing)
What? No you’re not.

CARLOS
Yeah I am, and what’s so fucking funny?

GEORGE
You can’t be a feminist because you’re not a
woman!


CARLOS
What? Are you a fucking moron? I am a
feminist because I believe in equal rights
for women!

GEORGE
So do I, but I ain’t no feminist.

CARLOS
Yes you are.

GEORGE
No, I’m not a feminist because I’m not a
women and I’m not a fucking queer.

CARLOS
Fucking queer? That’s great. Why don’t you
just go join the Ku Klux Klan while you’re on
a roll?

The door opens to reveal MULVA LORRAY, a butchily dressed young woman. The door opens as George is in the middle of his next line.

GEORGE
Maybe I will join the Ku Klux... Klan...

Mulva looks angry.

CARLOS
Mulva! How are you?

MULVA
Carlos, good to see you. Come in.

She welcomes Carlos in, then simply nods at George when he passes.

MULVA
George.

GEORGE
Mulva.


See? A transcript of the very problems I've had with people when I tell them I'm a feminist. Of course, the next scene is George and Carlos in Laura's apartment, surrounded by the sort of stereotypical feminists that you might see in a comedy show and/or movie. I don't know what I was trying to teach the public with Weed Time. Probably don't do drugs. If anybody knows how to put the transcribed scene above onto youtube, feel free to do it, and I'll just link it.

And I do wonder if Stephanie is onto something about the internet setting feminist causes back. On the one hand, it allows anyone with an internet connection the same level of freedom pretty much. But on the other hand, most of this freedom is spent looking at Paris Hilton's vagina. Or vagnia, if you will. Or vagani. I'm just trying to spell that wrong so we get more search engine hits. Forsooth! I didn't say very good things this week.